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LAUGHTER----THE BEST MEDICATION,

SMILE------------THE EFFECTIVE VACCINATION,

HUMOR----------THE BEST RELAXATION,

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,

but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely

BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to A Woman

If you Need still FASTER -

Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE .

Question : When do you congratulate

someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD

and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -

Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL .

Why Government do NOT allow a Man

to MARRY twice.
Because as per Constitution,

you can NOT PUNISH twice

for the same Mistake

Life is simple ---- not easy.

Don’t try to understand life.
Just Live it